Is it ok for me to speak from the heart a little when talking about the Sox? I mean how many people can say they had to stand on the seats to see the Hit Dogs homers go out at age 7? I wasn't there for the heartbreaks in '75 and '86, but I might as well have been. Besides the fact that I know this game better than Gammons, and almost three times as much as Dennis, I think this is my opportunity to fill everyone in on what the solution to Boston’s problems are.
In the short season there is only one player batting over .300: Adrian Beltre. And its safe to safe he's going to cool off by seasons end. I figured I would make my introduction blog pretty short and sweet to give you a feel of where I stand as a devout fan, a Boston citizen, and your daddy for Red Sox information. If Nomar Garciaparra is not wearing number 5 within the next couple weeks in the DH slot, I’m putting my fan-hood up for auction on eBay. Yeah, Daddy has spoken. If I don't see Nomar's ridiculously conditioned hair (probably Herbal Essences) blowing in the wind after a curtain call by June, I don't know exactly what Ill do. Ill Probably be at Dennis' dorm room listening to his awful Jimmy Buffet filled iTunes drinking boxed wine.
Stay tuned losers.
If he comes back the Red Sox could have that spark to luanch them to first place in this divison. Yes its early but with the way the Rays are playing you need all the help you can get.
ReplyDeleteI hope you're joking Ryan. There's a reason the man is now working at ESPN. I love Nomar as much as the next sox fan, and I would be willing to give him a million to sit on the bench (after all look at Lowell/Tek), but to think he could make the difference is umm...questionable at best.
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