Jun 7, 2010
Check your balls tonight
I clean up shit at work so the radio is a must. Evidently, the level of optimism isn't too high with Boston sportswriters. This is the time of year where testicles are thoroughly checked. The NBA doctor cups your balls, and tells you to cough night in and night out. As a fan, especially a Boston fan, its important to make sure your berries have dropped to the correct positon below the twig.
Its scary to know how shitty we played in game two. I dont know how, but banner 18 is coming to Boston. Theres just way too much grit to go around on the green team. So later tonight, bring your "optimism" to wherever your watching the game.
FYI, I'll be at the whip throwing down dollar drafts for every three ball Ray drops. If you don't want to join me, Dennis can hook you up with some Extenze in aisle 22.
Three posts in a row? Im like Papi in '04.
Sleep tight sluts
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