I Know Where Lebron is Going

I know where Lebron is going. End of story. Stop watching Jim Rome, he doesnt know what the hell he's talking about anyways.

Lebron knows he'll be compared to the best in the game when its all said and done. How he handled his career and how he handles this summer will be under the scope, including championships.

Chicago: Not happening. Prob the most attractive of all spots to end up, but is he really going to put on a Bulls Jersey? Jump in some Hanes commercials while your at it. Hes already under the other 23's shadow.

Miami: When did Kobe start getting recognition for his rings? When he started doing it himself. Kobe knows it, Lebron knows it. He needs/wants to do this ish himself.

New Jersey: Lebron can be friends with Jay-Z anywhere, and all they have to offer is the cap room that they will sign whoever he wants. So does 67 other teams in the league. Yes 67.

New York In Lebrons eyes this is the second best spot for obvious reasons. He has all the options he has in Dirty Jers with the cap space/players with the big city on top of it. He'll be in a much bigger market like he wants it.

Cleveland I think its obvious he's going to stay. I think he knows that leaving Cleveland gives him a sense of failure, and the idea that hes not THAT good. His mother can most likely make a killer soul food plate with a side of corn bread for him on Saturdays also. Now he can keep taking fake, attention grabbing, dooshy pictures near the bench pregame.

That might have been the most serious post I've written. But when you gotta lay down the law you do it. Can't wait till he signs with Cleveland and I rub my nuts on all of your drum sets.