You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

You know what really grinds my gears?

-LeBron James finally toppled the Celtics. Only he needed to team up with 2 other "stars" to do so. While that grinds my gears, what really grinds my gears is him on one knee after the game, emotional as if he just won the NBA title--heck as if he had just saved the world. Yet the Heat still need to win 8 games to win a title. LeBron, the world still hates you..."sidekiccckkkk, sidekicccckkkk".

-The NFL is unable to split 9 billion dollars of revenue. Here's my solution, players you get 3.5, owners you get 4. The rest of the 1.5 billion is split evenly between a fund for former players and to pay back the god damn ticket licenses that some season ticket holders must buy just to have a CHANCE to buy tickets.

-The NBA referees. They suck. You often hear during a game, well he would have gotten that call if they were at home. What? Why the hell should it matter if the game is played in Boston, Miami, or in the damn Atlantic Ocean?! A foul is a foul. I don't care if it's Game 7 of the Finals or a freakin' preseason game between the Warriors and Raptors. The refs single-handedly cost the Nuggets two games against the Thunder--and the other night in a game between the Bulls and Hawks whistled a foul on the Hawks...yet decided, "shit we want this series to go as long as possible, nevermind inadvertent whistle no foul and we are gunna have a jump ball". What a joke.

-The public now realizing that at about 90% of big-time NCAA football schools rule breaking and improper benefits occur. Yeah--it's been happening since teams started getting 2+ million dollars for making a BCS bowl game. It's called being worth it! Look USC got slapped by the NCAA. Supposedly "vacating" wins to those seasons--but unless the NCAA has a mind-erasing technique from the Men in Black anyone who watched the damn games doesn't forget. And shocker, Auburn paid players. Shocker, Ohio State players got cars. Oh. My. God. Wake up and smell the coffee--just give the players a damn stipend and be done with it.

-Gregg Zaun. Aside from watching the Red Sox look like utter "histalort" (a swear in a different language that I learned from someone from Denmark) I had to listen to Gregg freakin Zaun announce along side Don Orsillo in the booth. Now, I've always found Remy's pronunciation of Pedroia as "Pedroiar" as annoying. However Zaun was the worst I have ever heard. And I announced in the NECBL this summer where this girl was the actual version of Monty from Major League..."Flyball...caught".

-Student loans. Count to three. Yep, the government just spent about 10x what yours and mine student loans cost. Why should I pay back? The government isn't going too.

-The upcoming NBA Draft. It sucks. I'm supposed to be excited about a potential top 3 picks of Kyrie Irving, Derrick Williams, and Jonas Valancuinas? Oh, but maybe they will fall and Jan Vesely and Brandon Knight can go in the top 5. Christ.

And that's what really grinds my gears.